#008 - Louise "Leggy" Litzenfeldner Personal Profile

Louise "Leggy" Litzenfeldner
Hometown:  Swiss, MO
Telephone #: 573-486-LEGS
Email address:  leggy@yahoo.com
Age:  79
Height:  5' 6"
Weight:  140 lbs (or thereabouts).
Body build:  Curvaceous with long legs.
Hair color:  Silver
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Retired nursing home cook.
Seeking:  Good-timin', good-hearted man, age 60 to 85.  Must have teeth.  Must be a good kisser.  Must have a pickup truck that runs.  Must be trained not to break wind in the parlor.

Photo(s):  One photo attached. 

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#007 - Clyde Kadiddlehopper Personal Profile

Clyde Kadiddlehopper
Hometown:  Berger, MO
Telephone #:  573-225-2582 cell
Email address:  clyde_khopper@hotmail.com
Age:  80
Height:  5' 7"
Weight:  160 lbs
Body build:  Slender
Hair color:  Bald
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Retired Wall Street Stock Broker
Seeking:  A kind woman who will care for me in my old age and drive me to Cardinals ballgames and travel with me on my Learjet to Yankees ballgames.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#006 - Jess E. James Personal Profile

Jess E. James
Hometown:  New Florence, MO (currently living at the Montgomery County Detention Center in Montgomery City, MO)
Telephone #:  Temporarily disconnected
Email address:  Send snail mail c/o Montgomery County Detention Center, Montgomery City, MO.
Age:  59
Height:  5' 10"
Weight:  165 lbs (without beard)
Body build:  Lost some weight because the food in here sucks!
Hair color:  Mostly grey.
Eye color:  Brown.
Occupation:  Career jailbird.
Seeking:  Thirty-something, hard-body hottie who has the money to bail me out of jail and hire a Philadelphia lawyer.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#005 - Chubb E. Buttocks Personal Profile

Chubb E. Buttocks
Hometown:  Rhineland, MO
Telephone #:  Temporarily disconnected
Email address:  chubb_e_buttocks@hotmail.com
Age:  40
Height:  5' 8"
Weight:  260 lbs (or thereabouts)
Body build:  Two axe handles wide
Hair color:  Red
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Farmer
Seeking:  A country gal who enjoys the smell of hogs and knows how to cook.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#004 - A. E. Newman Personal Profile

Alfred E. Newman
Hometown:  Bland, MO
Telephone #:  Disconnected 
Email address:  ae_newman@hotmail.com
Age:  34
Height:  5' 6"
Weight:  160 lbs (or thereabouts)
Body build:  Athletic (Well, it used to be when I was in high school.)
Hair color:  Red
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Unemployed
Seeking:  Good-lookin', good-timin', wealthy, mute widowed or divorced woman. Age not important, but you must have teeth.  If you're a vodka drinkin' alcoholic, I don't care.  Just as long as you have lots of money and will make me our boy toy!
Photo(s):  One photo attached.

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#003 - Beula Bowelmovement Personal Profile

Beula Bowelmovement
Hometown: Hermann, MO
Telephone #: 573-486-BEULA
Email address: beula_bm@yahoo.com
Age: 77
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 140 lbs (or thereabouts)
Body build: Hard-body (for my age) woman
Hair color: Grey and silver streaked
Eye color: Brown
Occupation: Retired truck driver
Seeking: Good-timin', good-hearted man, age 40 to 80.  Must have teeth.  Cigar smokers need not apply.  Beer and whiskey drinkers welcomed
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#002 - Flossy Funderburk Personal Profile

Flossy Funderburk
Hometown:  Hermann, MO
Telephone #:  573-486-WIDE
Email address:  bigbuttflossy@yahoo.com
Age:  58
Height:  5' 2"
Weight:  210 lbs (The last time I weighed was back in 2006.)
Body build:  Big-busted woman
Hair color:  Brown and grey
Eye color:  Hazel
Occupation:  Waitress
Seeking:  Good-timin', good-hearted man, age 40 to 60. Must have teeth.  Hard drinkers need not apply.
Photo(s):  One photo attached.

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