#007 - Clyde Kadiddlehopper Personal Profile

Clyde Kadiddlehopper
Hometown:  Berger, MO
Telephone #:  573-225-2582 cell
Email address:  clyde_khopper@hotmail.com
Age:  80
Height:  5' 7"
Weight:  160 lbs
Body build:  Slender
Hair color:  Bald
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Retired Wall Street Stock Broker
Seeking:  A kind woman who will care for me in my old age and drive me to Cardinals ballgames and travel with me on my Learjet to Yankees ballgames.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#006 - Jess E. James Personal Profile

Jess E. James
Hometown:  New Florence, MO (currently living at the Montgomery County Detention Center in Montgomery City, MO)
Telephone #:  Temporarily disconnected
Email address:  Send snail mail c/o Montgomery County Detention Center, Montgomery City, MO.
Age:  59
Height:  5' 10"
Weight:  165 lbs (without beard)
Body build:  Lost some weight because the food in here sucks!
Hair color:  Mostly grey.
Eye color:  Brown.
Occupation:  Career jailbird.
Seeking:  Thirty-something, hard-body hottie who has the money to bail me out of jail and hire a Philadelphia lawyer.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#005 - Chubb E. Buttocks Personal Profile

Chubb E. Buttocks
Hometown:  Rhineland, MO
Telephone #:  Temporarily disconnected
Email address:  chubb_e_buttocks@hotmail.com
Age:  40
Height:  5' 8"
Weight:  260 lbs (or thereabouts)
Body build:  Two axe handles wide
Hair color:  Red
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Farmer
Seeking:  A country gal who enjoys the smell of hogs and knows how to cook.
Photo(s): One photo attached.

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#004 - A. E. Newman Personal Profile

Alfred E. Newman
Hometown:  Bland, MO
Telephone #:  Disconnected 
Email address:  ae_newman@hotmail.com
Age:  34
Height:  5' 6"
Weight:  160 lbs (or thereabouts)
Body build:  Athletic (Well, it used to be when I was in high school.)
Hair color:  Red
Eye color:  Blue
Occupation:  Unemployed
Seeking:  Good-lookin', good-timin', wealthy, mute widowed or divorced woman. Age not important, but you must have teeth.  If you're a vodka drinkin' alcoholic, I don't care.  Just as long as you have lots of money and will make me our boy toy!
Photo(s):  One photo attached.

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